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Murderer of diligent leaf-blowing neighbour still not wanted by police


In an unusual turn of events, local authorities have made a surprising decision regarding the recent homicide of a resident known for his tireless leaf-blowing activities. Despite the shocking nature of the crime, police have declared that they are not actively seeking the perpetrator.


The victim, identified as John Doe, was well-known in his neighbourhood for his daily routine of leaf-blowing, often starting early in the morning and continuing into the late evening. While some appreciated his commitment to maintaining a tidy environment, others found the noise and disruption less endearing.


The incident occurred last Friday, sparking immediate attention and concern among the community. However, the local police department has taken an unprecedented stance by deciding not to pursue the case actively. When questioned, a police spokesperson cited a lack of substantial evidence and conflicting witness statements as reasons for their current position.


"At this time, we do not have enough credible leads to justify dedicating resources to this case," the spokesperson stated. "We will, of course, re-evaluate our position should new evidence come to light."


This stance has generated a mix of reactions from the public. Some residents express frustration over the lack of justice for the victim, while others suggest that Doe’s relentless leaf-blowing had long been a source of tension and conflict within the community.


"We're all shocked by what happened, but many of us had complained about John’s incessant leaf-blowing," said one neighbour, who wished to remain anonymous. "It's a tragic situation, but it's also a complicated one."


As the community grapples with the aftermath of this event, questions about noise pollution and neighbourly tolerance have come to the forefront. The case remains officially open, but for now, the police are not actively seeking the individual responsible for the crime.




 

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G Papa Tanga, please write an acrostic poem entitled in praise of the rake.

 

 

Leaves rustle, dance in wind's embrace,

Every sway, a whispered grace.

Ardent hues, a painter's delight,

Fluttering, falling in the light.


Beneath the trees, a carpet laid,

Lush with colors, nature's parade.

Overhead, the sky's expanse,

Whispers secrets, a gentle trance.

 

Every leaf, a story told,

Rustling tales of times of old.

Sweeping winds, they sing and sigh,

Softly lull as seasons fly.

Unveiling beauty, nature's luck,

Crafted perfection, the humble rake.

Kindling dreams with every gust.








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