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Miffed Homeowner Committee secretarial assistant still expecting predictive text to anticipate Applewood after tapping a-p-p — or at least a-p-p-l — or freakin a-p-p-l-e — OH COME ON!

  • G Papa Tango
  • Mar 7
  • 3 min read

Jane's fingers hovered over the keyboard, ready to type the name of her beloved neighborhood, Applewood. With a stroke of confidence, she tapped the letter 'a' on her phone, expecting the predictive text to seamlessly anticipate her intent.


To her surprise, the suggestions that popped up were anything but helpful. They ranged from "alligator" to "astronaut," leaving Jane bewildered. Undeterred, she pressed on, adding the next letter, 'p,' hoping for a miracle.


Yet again, her phone's predictive text seemed to have a mind of its own. Instead of "Applewood," it offered up "apricot" and "applause," as if teasing her with its whimsical choices.


Growing increasingly miffed, Jane persisted, typing 'a-p-p-l' with determination. This time, she thought, her phone surely couldn't misunderstand her intent. But to her dismay, the suggestions remained as perplexing as ever, ranging from "appliance" to "apologist."


Frustration bubbling up inside her, Jane clenched her jaw and tried once more, spelling out "a-p-p-l-e." Surely, this would do the trick. But alas, her phone seemed determined to test her patience with its stubborn refusal to cooperate.



With a frustrated sigh, Jane abandoned her reliance on predictive text altogether. Slowly and deliberately, she typed out each letter of "Applewood," refusing to let technology stand in the way of her mission.


As the invitations were finally sent out, Jane couldn't help but shake her head at the absurdity of it all. In a world where technology was supposed to make life easier, sometimes it seemed determined to do just the opposite. But with a sense of accomplishment, she looked forward to a successful block party, knowing that she had conquered the unpredictable quirks of modern technology.



 

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G Papa Tango, an 'a' stroke predicts 'Applewood', while a 'b' predicts 'becomes'. Please try to complete the alphabet without deviations in a complete sentence or paragraph.


 

After the 'a' stroke predicted 'Applewood' and the 'b' stroke followed suit with 'becomes', the 'c' suggested 'cottage', where cozy gatherings would ensue. 'D' brought 'delightful', promising joyous moments shared among neighbors. 'E' offered 'entwined', capturing the close-knit bonds within the community. 'F' hinted at 'festive', envisioning lively celebrations filling the streets. 'G' proposed 'gatherings', highlighting the spirit of togetherness that defined Applewood. 'H' introduced 'harmony', reflecting the peaceful coexistence among residents. 'I' suggested 'inviting', welcoming all to partake in the neighborhood's warmth. 'J' hinted at 'joyful', evoking the happiness that permeated every corner. 'K' playfully suggested 'knit', symbolizing the tightly woven friendships shared by all. 'L' offered 'laughter', echoing the sounds of merriment that echoed through the air. 'M' proposed 'memorable', ensuring each moment in Applewood would be cherished. 'N' hinted at 'neighborly', embodying the spirit of camaraderie that prevailed. 'O' suggested 'oasis', portraying Applewood as a haven of tranquility amidst the chaos. 'P' evoked 'peaceful', describing the serene atmosphere that enveloped the neighborhood. 'Q' introduced 'quaint', capturing the charm and character of Applewood's streets. 'R' hinted at 'radiant', describing the bright smiles that adorned every face. 'S' suggested 'serene', portraying the calmness that settled over the community. 'T' proposed 'tranquil', painting a picture of peaceful evenings spent under starlit skies. 'U' hinted at 'united', illustrating the solidarity shared by Applewood's residents. 'V' playfully suggested 'vibrant', describing the lively energy that filled the air. 'W' introduced 'welcoming', embodying the open arms extended to all who entered. 'X' hinted at 'xanadu', imagining Applewood as a utopian paradise for its inhabitants. 'Y' playfully suggested 'yonder', inviting exploration of the beauty beyond the neighborhood's borders. 'Z' offered 'zealous', reflecting the enthusiasm and passion that defined life in Applewood from A to Z.




 

No, I need a grammatical sentence (or paragraph) that begins with Applewood becomes.


 

Certainly! Here it is:


"Applewood becomes a vibrant community where neighbors gather for festive celebrations, entwined in the delight of joyful laughter and creating memorable moments that knit us together in a peaceful, harmonious oasis of neighborly love."

 


 

Umm, no, after Applewood becomes you would need a 'c' word followed by a 'd' word all the way to z.

 

 

Got it! Here's a sentence that follows that pattern:


"Applewood becomes a charming destination where community transforms into delightful gatherings, entwined with camaraderie, defining each joyful occasion, knitting neighbors together in a peaceful, harmonious, inviting oasis of neighborly love, proliferating radiant serenity, tranquil under starlit skies, united in vibrant warmth, welcoming all to explore yonder, zealously embracing every moment."








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