High cost of Longo’s grocery bags reflected in absent-minded local homeowner’s increasingly pronounced scoliosis
Claims plugged-in Courtland Crescent homeowner, Zoloft, work, Facebook/IG, alcohol, chocolate, opioids, Roblox, caffeine, porn all still contenders for #1 Applewood addiction honours.
From the WPP archives: Organizers of upcoming inaugural Applewood Stroller Brigade Parade vehemently deny Freedom Convoy copycat allegations
18-wheeler observed somehow turning right at bottom of Greening Avenue likened artlessly to Canada turning right at top of America
How Courtland Crescent passerby’s cone of fuck off mistaken for cone of permissible fleeting acknowledgment
Plan to make Applewood gated community euchred by stunning proposal to furnish all seven neighbourhood entrances with Arc de Triomphe knock-offs
Rambo Road homeowner believes pointing windshield wipers to heavens in anticipation of cold, bad weather akin to showing God two middle fingers
Outsider whacked by faithful Applewood citizen for dismissing beloved Applewood Village Plaza as strip mall
With introduction of Temperamental setting, Applewood whizz kid nudges ChatGPT ever closer to sentience
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